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21 Awful Tattoos and What They Say About You

The Huge Tribal
 

Huge tribal tattoos signal insecurity and the need for validation. After all, the designs are meaningless attempts to look tough.

Emo "Cut Here" Wrist Tattoo

Nothing screams "teenage girl" like a "Cut Here" tattoo on your wrist.

Nintendo Knuckles Tattoo

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 This tattoo shows that your social life is limited to LAN parties, and that your main hobbies involve controllers and a television

Six Pack Tattoo
This tattoo lets others know that you are out of shape and don't give a fuck.

Steven Colbert

 
Most of us find Steven Colbert funny, but to get his face tattooed to you is taking it a bit too far.

Pothead Dolphin
 
Either this tattoo was a vision he had while smoking a ton of weed, or the dolphin is supposed to represent him on a typical day.

Armpit Bush
 
Not only is this guy letting the world know that he likes hairy stripper bushes, but he's also saying he likes them to smell like armpit.

Connect The Dots
 
This girl must have enjoyed 3rd grade art class far too much.

Pabst Blue Ribbon
 
Very few things scream "redneck" more than a Pabst Blue Ribbon tattoo.

Tribal Face Tattoo

 
This tattoo says, "Rather than being here in this office, I should be in the jungle banging rocks together."

Eye Zippers
 
Crying for attention gone wrong.

 

Tear Drop Tattoo

 
We're not sure how this tattoo caught on, but we do know what it says about a person.

Unicorns
 
This disturbing and strangely hilarious tattoo can only be the product of one too many acid trips.

 

 

Black Polaroid

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Whatever the story here is, this tattoo is a sign of a guy who writes terribly sappy songs on his acoustic guitar, listens to James Blunt, and perhaps had a really embarrassing tattoo that he needed to cover up with an ugly black square.

 

Bad Boys For Life

 
If anything screams "prison tattoo," it has got to be this crappy self-inked piece.

Gorilla Rooster
 
Perhaps he's trying to say hes a cock with a bad temper...

Neck Skull

 
Watch with zero surprise at the swimming pool when he pulls of his wife beater to reveal a "fuck the world" tattoo across his chest.

 

Skull Snake

This tattoo is trashy biker chick meets Dungeons and Dragons.

 

Broken Heart

 
This tattoo looks like it was decided upon while the wearer was crying over the loss of a month long relationship.

 

UnFuckWithable

 
This young busta is clearly trying too hard.

Fuck The Police
 
This tattoo is a sure-fire predictor that you're going to get arrested by the police.

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